Flea Market Muffin

Today when I was looking around at stuff at the flea market, I saw this one lady walking around with someone and she had a huge muffin top. HUGE! I just took one glance at her and the other person she was with and walked off. As I was walking away, I thought; "What was she thinking this morning when she got dressed this morning?"

This is a drawing of what saw walking around and the red arrow is what I mean.