Crazy Mustache Television Person

A couple weeks ago, I was watching a show and there was this guy that had a mustache that had both sides twirled and stuck straight out from his face like there were pipe-cleaners glued were glued there instead. My parents thought that was one of the weirdest things that they ever seen in their lives. I just had to agree, of all the weird things that I have seen (including the Wal-Mart videos I have seen on YouTube); this mustache had just topped off the crazy-people-sundae. I am sorry that I do not have a visual for you to view.

Flea Market Muffin

Today when I was looking around at stuff at the flea market, I saw this one lady walking around with someone and she had a huge muffin top. HUGE! I just took one glance at her and the other person she was with and walked off. As I was walking away, I thought; "What was she thinking this morning when she got dressed this morning?"

This is a drawing of what saw walking around and the red arrow is what I mean.

How I Saw Spongebob Roundpants at the Golden Corral

On Friday afternoon after I moved out of my dorm for the summer, my family and I stopped at the Golden Corral for lunch on our way home. While I was eating, my parents made a comment on how one of the waitresses' pants fit way too tight and I turned around and looked for a minute and I was like, "How could she have possibly gotten those on?!" She was not my waitress though. Here is an image on how this lady looked (this image is not mine):

The Short Shorts, Tight Clothes, and High Heels Clique a The Mexican Restaurant

Tonight, I saw the group of girls that sat on the other side of the restaurant and that were really loud and obnoxious. Not only that was an issue but, their clothes were incredibly tight and every single girl at the table had on I would guess about 5 or 6 inch heels! I was like, "How can they possibly walk in those heels!?" There was one girl that sat at the table that had on extremely shorts.

How can someone possibly wear shorts that short in public and not feel any shame doing it? Seriously!

Here is a visual idea on what the girls at the were wearing with the tight clothes and short shorts. Pure ridiculousness! I do not own any of these images.

The Friday Night at Wal-Mart with Batman

It has been a little while since I have posted anything on here. I just wanted to tell you all a story about what I saw in Wal-Mart tonight. When I was just looking around in Wal-Mart, goofing off, and just minding my own business, I saw one kid that appeared to be about 14 or 15 wearing a black Batman shirt with the actual cape and I saw a girl with the same cape and shirt on all except it was pink! When I saw them, I was like a Batman cape in public in April?! Seriously?!


Below is a five minute drawing in marker of what I saw.

Welcome to Funny & Weird People USA

Hello all viewers of this blog! It is early in the blog making and I have not posted anything/anyone weird yet. I have plans on posting things in the future that will make you laugh so hard that you're rolling on the floor and ultimately blow your mind why someone would even leave the house dressed like such and such! If you want to see these posts, become a follower to Funny & Weird People USA!